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Eid-ul-Adha Mubarak 2010

Eid Mubarak from Talal Masood

Mehngai barh gai hai, bakray mehngay ho gaya, kasai milta hee nahi, agar milta hai to Rs.1500 per bakra aur Rs.5000 per cow. But Pakistan is celebrating Eid. No doubt, this quality of Pakistanis is amazing that no matter whatever the situation is, whatever is going on, still we live a happy life. I would like to wish all my friends, fans, family members and fellow Pakistanis a very beautiful Eid. May Allah bless you with lots of happiness this coming year and accept your qurbani and shower His blessings, peace and wealth upon you all and your families.

Makkah Royal Clock Tower, 2nd Tallest and World’s Biggest Structure on The Planet

Makkah Royal Clock Tower, also known as Abraj Al-Bait Towers is the 2nd tallest building in the world after Burj Dubai and has the world’s largest structure area covered. It has 7 towers name:

  • Hotel Tower 601 m (1,972 ft)
  • Hajar 260 m (850 ft)
  • ZamZam 260 m (850 ft)
  • Maqam 250 m (820 ft)
  • Qibla 250 m (820 ft)
  • Marwah 240 m (790 ft)
  • Safa 240 m (790 ft)

The clock is placed on the four sides of the big tower which has the diameter of 151feet. On the top of it, it says “Allah O Akbar” (Allah is Greatest). The building is constructed by Saudi Binladen Group and is completed in year 2010.

Is K Peechay Amerika Ka Haath Hai

Today I was sitting and had nothing to do, and suddenly I started thinking about the “Is K Peechay Amerika Ka Hath Hai” concept. Many questions arose in my mind, whether it is actually America who is behind all the incidents happening in this world? Or is it just a propaganda against the super power. When I was in school life, I used to read many quotations of different famous people, and used to consider myself as one and write some quotations of my own.

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Most Stupid Question: How to Download?

Q:Yaar DOWNLOAD kaisay kartay hain?
A:Nahi Pata!
Q:To pichlay 10 saal se computer par kiya kar rahay ho?
A:Apni 2e khurk raha hoon
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Yes! You got it from the title of my this article. Knowing a little about computer is like hell to me. New people who have just started using computer or may be they just got the connection to the Internet come up to me and ask me the most stupid question, “Buddy! How to download?” (Urdu: Yaar! Download kaisay kartay hain?). Now how the hell do I explain this million dollar question to them? I am still don’t have the answer to it. And! not to forget they don’t ask “how to download a file”. Rather they simply ask “how to download”. LoL! If you being a computer software engineer and using computer since last 10 years, can’t answer this question to these people, then you probably hear back a comment like: “… then what have you been doing with computer for last 10 years?”. May be .. Screwing my ass!

Bill Gates: 11 Things Your Kid Will Not Learn At School

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2: The world doesn’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

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